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Easter One-Liners Jokes - Easter Jokes What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick! So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right? Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants. Easter Jokes! - Short, Funny Jokes and One-Liners That Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? A: It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick! Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? A: Napoleon Bunnyparte! Q: Why was the father Easter egg so strict? A: He was hard-boiled Boiling Easter Eggs: An Easy Guide on How to Boil Eggs for Boiling eggs is the essential first step in many Easter egg-decorating tutorials. To boil eggs, you'll need a saucepan, water, and eggs. Place the eggs in the saucepan and cover with water. Bring to a rolling boil over medium heat, and then remove the saucepan from the stove.

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